简体中文转换:<br/> <a href="http://www.onestab.net/"><strong>onestab</strong></a> <br/> <p> <strong>以下是填满栏段用的</strong><br/><br/> Why don't cannibals eat clowns?<br/> Answer: They taste funny.<br/><br/> What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?<br/>
Answer: A lousy golfer goes WHAP! "Oh crap!". A lousy skydiver goes "Oh crap!" WHAP!<br/><br/>
Did you hear about the geneticist that tried to cross a potato and a chicken?<br/> He wanted to produce a chicken that would definitely NOT cross the road, but instead, got a bunch of potatoes that sat around pecking eachother's eyes out.<br/><br/> How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?<br/> Answer: Only one, but the bulb has to really <em>want</em> to change.<br/><br/> Why did the egg cross the road?<br/> Answer: It had an inclination. </p>